Now, COVERBOY is indeed an exciting idea, but the execution leaves much to be desired – or so we might think. Shots of Jade walking through the staged party at a glamglam mansion, intaking breath sharply then forgetting her lines as she approached the camera dead-on. I see what she was trying to do with the title – to invoke the iconic brand COVERGIRL, the same brand which used to sponsor every season of America’s Next Top Model the same brand via which mean girl model Jade Cole turned one million teens instantly gay after her literally flawless attempt at a commercial for COVERGIRL in ANTM Cycle 6. Now let’s discuss her make-up range COVERBOY. She speaks out, often about things I totally disagree with, and her drag – while it might be very fazionne-forward – is also spangled left, right, and centre with garms from the heinously homophobic D*lce and Ga*banna. Moreover, if any make-up brands out there want to partner on a line, you can drop me a tweet or a DM and I’m there. But I’m here to try to help you find out. So here I am, your friendly neighbourhood drag queen with a penchant for hating on capitalism but also loving getting free things (it’s not capitalism if you didn’t buy it!!!) to take you on a tour of these make-up ranges.įrom glitters to glitter gellies (autocorrect changed that to bellies three times, which sounds very appealing to me TBH), from shadow palettes to more shadow palettes, what does it mean to put your good name next to some questionably named eyeshadows and sell it for 50 notes? I don’t know. Just because a queen can turn a mug, doesn’t mean she’s gonna turn out a great palette. Indeed, we are in the golden age of both make-up, drag, and capitalism and so it really does figure.īut just because a queen is good on the telly doesn’t mean she’s going to make great make-up. Just when you thought you were safe, just when you thought you had control of how much dominance RuPaul’s Drag Race has over your life, BOOM – basically every queen ever brings out a make-up line.
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